PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And